It would be impolite of us not to wish him a happy birthday. We know from our sources that Donald is spending the day with friends and enjoying others’ company, whereas Yaniv is spending the delay alone, again with only his dog, for company.
It got us thinking about his previous birthdays and the absolute failures. Our favourite was when he advertised his big birthday bash on social media before hiding it all when no one turned up.
Jonny created an event on Facebook about “Jessica’s 32nd Birthday bash” and deluded himself into thinking that ten people would turn up.
It became clear quickly that no one other than Miriam intended to attend, so he quickly made the event private and removed the location. He then threw himself at Miriam, begging her to come to his rescue.
From reliable sources, we know that Miriam went around the doors of their old apartment complex, “Greenside,” (because clearly, no one in their current building wanted to be near them), offering them all a free Olive Garden meal if they attended. Ultimately, the former Greenside neighbours still remembered them, and only ONE person turned up. Resulting in a huge shouting match between JY and his Mom.
What is YOUR favourite Yaniv socialising fail?